Mom Accidentally Puts Bag of Booze Slushie in Child’s Lunchbox

Is it a Capri Sun or a brightly colored cocktail?

This is a question that one Australian mom failed to ask when she sent her five-year-old daughter to school with a Smirnoff Frozen Pouch tucked neatly into her lunchbox. You see, in Australia and much of the English-speaking world, Smirnoff offers a pouch of fruit-flavored vodka that looks pretty much exactly like a juice pouch. Except it contains the good stuff.

Smirnoff calls its frozen pouches “delicious new drinking sensation[s] from the number 1 spirits brand in the world. Enjoy refreshing fruit flavors combined with the smooth taste of Smirnoff Vodka straight from your freezer.” And one little girl in Australia almost did.

READ MORE: Customs Agents Find 42 Pounds of Horse Body Parts Hidden in Juice Boxes

In a Facebook post that has now gone viral, our nominee for Bad Mom of 2017 wrote: “EPIC lunchbox fail when you tell your five-year-old Preppie to put a frozen juice pouch in her lunchbox and you forget the other pouches in your freezer.” By “other pouches,” she obviously means the vodka. “Made for a veeeeery interesting phone call from the teacher!” 

According to the Australian parenting website Kidspot, the school didn’t crack down too hard on the mom: “They were very good about it lol. I made light of it (it was obviously innocent on my daughter’s behalf). I apologised [sic] for not sending enough for the teachers and they just laughed, thankfully.”

This all could have made for an interesting recess—not to mention nap time.